It’s a wild world we live in, where even raccoons are seeking high-stakes adventures, crashing the big leagues in the Big Apple. Yes, indeed, a sneaky little raccoon found itself at a New York Mets game, making off with a few peanuts and a hot dog. It’s hard not to chuckle at the imagery of it all—little paws darting out from the shadows like a fuzzy baseball bandit. This unexpected visitor certainly added a dash of hilarity to an otherwise lackluster season for the Mets.

Now, let’s face it: this little raccoon probably did more on that field than the entire Mets bullpen this season. When your team is the punchline of stand-up routines, it may be time to reconsider what’s going on. Amazingly, the raccoon’s antics marked the first successful theft at Citi Field this year, at least according to the jesting news anchors. One has to wonder if the critter left feeling satisfied with its loot or, like most fans leaving a Mets game these days, shaking its head at the sorry state of affairs.

It’s a fair question why this midnight marauder didn’t go for a sip of the over-priced beer instead. Maybe the peanuts were an easier catch, or perhaps even raccoons know that spending $13 on a stubby plastic cup of suds is a no-go. Either way, the little thief probably didn’t have to scrounge around for much of a fee to scamper into the game.

For those few still clinging to the Mets on a prayer and a bag of peanuts, it’s all quite the comedy, isn’t it? Cubs and Yankees fans might joke about low points in seasons, but seeing a mascot of mischief steal the spotlight at a game is a new low—or high, depending on one’s humor threshold. Meanwhile, over in Fox’s studio, everyone seems to be having a blast, whether they’re sports buffs or not. Turns out, watching the Mets this season is a bit like watching reality TV—you don’t tune in hoping for a win; you tune in hoping for some drama or a Miranda-level shocker.

Perhaps the story of this raccoon will become the tale of legend, the rallying cry for next season: “If a raccoon can steal it, so can we!” Or maybe not. Regardless, this furry bandit momentarily stole the season, bringing much-needed laughter and a sense of absurdity to the Mets’ continuous woes. Because sometimes, if you can’t beat them, at least let them make you laugh. Here’s hoping that next time, the Mets can do the stealing—of bases, that is—and let the raccoons find mischief elsewhere.