In the amusing and often baffling world of modern politics, the Democrats seem to be perpetually engaged in a tragic, if not entirely entertaining, game of whack-a-mole. Every time they think they’ve found their footing, someone like President Trump pulls the rug out with a good ol’ fashioned dose of pragmatism and success. According to the latest musings on a popular conservative news channel, the Union’s state is not only strong but apparently getting stronger by the day under President Trump, much to the dismay of the liberal masses who can’t quite stomach all this winning.
And then there’s the ongoing saga of Trump’s trade negotiations. It seems the notion of ‘free and fair trade’ is just a bit too challenging for some Democrats, who would rather put up walls of regulation than tear down barriers for honest exchange. Meanwhile, President Trump is on a mission to stamp out the insidious trio of waste, fraud, and abuse—an admirable crusade that one would assume should be supported by all. Alas, anything Trump supports is swiftly rebuffed by liberal ideologues purely out of spite. It’s almost as though their disdain for Musk and his border security efforts stems more from a personal vendetta than any concrete policy disagreement.
On the topic of immigration, the liberal approach has been as confusing as it is predictable. Stories of violent crimes committed by illegal immigrants, particularly those involving known gang members, are met with a tepid response at best. The conservative narrative highlighted a grievous example involving the shocking murder of a Maryland woman, an event largely ignored by those on the left, as if acknowledging the dangers of lax immigration policies might unravel their precarious ideological fabric. Instead, some Democratic figures, like Senator Chris Van Hollen, focus their energies on accommodating illegal immigrants rather than advocating for the victims of their crimes. It’s a twisted prioritization that seems to value the comfort of lawbreakers over the safety of American citizens.
Switching gears to economic affairs, it turns out New York Attorney General Letitia James has found herself tangled up in allegations of falsifying records to secure better loan terms. This stumble adds another layer to the seemingly never-ending tapestry of Democratic woes. While their leadership struggles to maintain coherence, the left continues to peddle the notion that institutions like Harvard need federal support despite sitting on endowments more massive than old King Midas’s treasure horde. It’s enough to make one wonder what alternate reality they reside in where million-dollar backing is a government obligation rather than an institutional boon.
Finally, the cherry on top of this sundae of liberal quandaries is the appearance of sports analyst Stephen A. Smith, who now finds himself in the political spotlight, considering a presidential run due to a glaring void in Democratic leadership that has apparently reached the point of tapping sports personalities to fill it. It’s a move that seems more like an act of desperation than strategy. But hey, if the Democrats are open to a dramatic pivot in their roster, maybe putting an actual analyst on the roster might shake things up a bit and add some much-needed dynamism to a party that’s found itself stuck in neutral. With President Trump leading the charge and democracy’s cheerleaders ever failing to keep up, one might say it’s high time for a new playbook.